GTJ

Jimmy Fallon is busy prepping for one of his biggest gigs yet, The Primetime Emmy Awards, and he's devised a simple method to get him ready:

GTJ: Gym, Tan, Jokes

"[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off," the late night host joked Monday at the Going the Distance premiere in Hollywood.

"I've just been waking up every day, having breakfast by the pool. I try to get tan," he says about getting ready. "But I'm Irish so I burn bright red – lobster red. But then it becomes a nice cinnamon toast color."

If only he knew that all he needed was a membership at Hollywood Tans, no lobster red here!

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Beat that Beat up

Sneak Peak!

Time for a Jersey Shore Sneak Peak! 

MTV Shows

Is it Thursday yet?!

Of all Bret Michaels' many mistakes...

...his splotchy fake-bake was clearly the worst. 

Lets hope the Trump organization doesn't ask him to host again...I don't know if I can sit through any more. 

Slim Down Secrets of Billie Piper

 The sultry television vixen knows that there is no hiding her body flaws when it comes to her job on "The Secret Life of a Call Girl", which is why she goes the extra mile to be perfectly bronzed and brilliant 24/7. 

"I always get a spray-tan the night before because it makes me look slimmer!"

Miss Universe

The teeth are white, the tans are bronze, and the sequins are sparkling.  That's right ladies and gentlemen, its Miss Universe time!

I must admit, I'm a huge sucker for a good beauty pageant...maybe it's the ability to sit and judge people for hours, or maybe its the ridiculous costumes, something about it has me hooked!  Needless, to say, I'll be at home, watching Donald Trumps greatest creation ever: The Miss Universe Competition.  The pageant to end all pageants begins tonight at 9pm E.T. on NBC and is hosted by Poison front man Bret Michaels and NBC correspondent Natalie Morales.

In terms of my predictions on who will take home the coveted crown, I am somewhat conflicted.  While I love Miss Venezuela and Miss Russia.... 

I have a feeling that the woman with the biggest...assests...will take the prize a.k.a. Miss Ireland.

Who do you think will walk away with the title?!  Check out all the contestants here, and be sure to tune in tonight for all the pageant glitz!

check outside, pigs MUST be flying

The Situation Boasts a more lucrative year than top movie stars.  This is real.

This year, Jersey Shore's The Situation will make $5 million. He's pulling in $1 million in appearance fees, $60,000 an episode (after ratings-based bonuses), and getting paid for a workout video, book deal, and contracts with Reebok and Vitaminwater, just to name a few. The Hollywood Reporter points out that this means in 2010, The Situation made more than Don "$1 million" Cheadle, Scarlett "$250,000" Johansson, and Michael "$4 million" Cera, who all obviously need to up their catchphrase game immediately.
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