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The Guidos Are Taking Over Your TV

DJ Pauly D, aka Paul DelVecchio, of Jersey Shore fame is officially getting his own MTV show!  Please  contain your overwhelming excitement.

The new (soon to be hit show of course) will follow MTV's favorite deejay as he tours the country, spinning his dope beats and working his magic with the ladies.  And don't worry Pauly D fans, you won't be kept waiting for too long, the show is scheduled to start shooting next month.  

So grab your DJ Pauly D costumes and get ready to Beat that Beat Up!

    

Trashy Thursdays

Its Thursday and you know what that means?!

JERSEY SHORE.

To kick get everyone ready for the new episode, heres a little dose of nauseating reality.

That's right, The Situation is rolling deep in Bentley, but get this: even though he made more money last year than some top actors like Michael Cera and Scarlett Johanson, The Situation bought a USED Bentley.  

Seriously, Situation?!  

Typical, typical.  Be sure to tune into MTV tonight to get even more Jersey Shore ridiculous-ness!

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Beat that Beat up

Sneak Peak!

Time for a Jersey Shore Sneak Peak! 

MTV Shows

Is it Thursday yet?!

check outside, pigs MUST be flying

The Situation Boasts a more lucrative year than top movie stars.  This is real.

This year, Jersey Shore's The Situation will make $5 million. He's pulling in $1 million in appearance fees, $60,000 an episode (after ratings-based bonuses), and getting paid for a workout video, book deal, and contracts with Reebok and Vitaminwater, just to name a few. The Hollywood Reporter points out that this means in 2010, The Situation made more than Don "$1 million" Cheadle, Scarlett "$250,000" Johansson, and Michael "$4 million" Cera, who all obviously need to up their catchphrase game immediately.
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Reason number 8972349 you should be watching Jersey Shore:

Our favorite Jersey dude, The Situation attempts to order take-out, proving that even the simplest things can be made more difficult if you just give it a little effort.

Restaurant Dude: Your name?
The Situation: Situation.
Restaurant Dude: The name?
The Situation: Yeah, The Situation. Capital S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Restaurant Dude: Whatever, man. What’s the order?

JWoWW attempts to be a role model...

JWoWW has taken it upon herself to give us young, struggling women some well thought out advice...
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"Don’t sweat the small stuff, like boyfriend problems and all that crap...Be happy. Especially if you are in your twenties, like myself. Really appreciate going out with the girls having a good time. Appreciate going to the beach and doing small things like that because it doesn’t last forever. I want to leave you all with one more thing: Stick up for yourself! Don’t let anyone, guy or girl, put you down. Have respect for yourself, especially in high school. The best thing a girl could say is that they stuck up for themselves."

I don't know about you, but I think that anyone who spends their time thinking up words like "guido juicehead" should stop trying to sound semi-intelligent and just get back to acting a fool.

Face it JWoWW, you're only worthwhile when you're drunk and fist pumpin'.

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