Danielle Staub gets "Social"

Danielle Staub may be off of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but don't think that is going to keep her  out of reality TV.  Miss Staub has officially signed to host a brand new reality show, titled "Social", for Wealth TV.

I'm sure you have a lot of questions....firstly what on earth is Wealth TV?  Wealth TV is a San Diego based network (from what I've learned, its available exclusively to HDTV subscribers) that has been up and running since 2004, yet has no successful or recognizable shows on their roster...maybe Danielle can change that.

"Social" is being described as a fresh and modern take on "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous" (hold up, is Danielle actually rich or famous?!) and is apparently "phenomenal" (I think the producer responsible for this quote may need to invest in a new dictionary).  The series will follow Staub as she visits various events and homes of wealthy individuals and friends.  The real twist is that she does all this while still remaining totally and clinically insane.

I honestly do not know how to feel about this...it could be so terrible that its actually semi-entertaining or it could be as big of a train-wreck as her first couple of boob jobs.  Only time will tell!        

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay

It's Official: Lindsay has officially entered a live-in rehab facility in Los Angeles County.  The 24 year old starlet checked into a So-Cal rehab facility late Monday evening and is expected to stay there until her October 22nd hearing, which will determine whether or not LaLohan has to return to jail.

With all this Lindsay talk, a very interesting article has surfaced, titled "If Lindsay Lohan is 'Pathetic', Then So Am I: What It Feels Like For a Drug Addict".  The article takes a very interesting look at Linds' struggle, noting that her behavior really isn't that out of character for a recovering drug addict and that the media's treatment of the situation is down right wrong.

"Does Lindsay really “want” to get better? I don’t know, nobody knows that but Lindsay, and certainly Perez Hilton doesn’t — although that doesn’t stop him from scrawling “LOST CAUSE” over a LiLo photograph.

We act like kicking a drug addiction is easy. It isn’t easy.

I know this, because I’ve been there."

I have to say, I somewhat agree with the article. While I definitely don't agree with celebrities getting any sort of special treatment when the screw up (as Miss Lohan clearly has), I think that the media's constant deprecation of this young woman is completely wrong. When some one is in such a trying time, the last thing they need is everyone in the world offering throwing negative, degrading comments their way.

So in honor of this article, I say we all should just leave Lindsay alone!

Real Housewives Are Taking Over

It all started in March 2006 when Bravo introduced the world to a group of over-botoxed-silicone-robots lovely ladies from Orange County. From that moment on, America has had a serious obsession with the "Real Housewives"...from Beverly Hills to New York these ladies have shopped and gossiped their way into our hearts.

And now we have a whole batch of superficial yet oh so fantastic ladies to obsess over. Get ready for "The Real Housewives of Miami"!

Sources have confirmed that filming has been completed and that the show is set to begin airing sometime between November and January, so mark those calendars!

Here's a little sneak peak of the newest Housewives...

Larsa Pippen, former model and wife of NBA star Scotty Pippen 

PR superstar Marysol Patton and Venue Magazine's Editor Alexia Echeverria

Lea Black, philanthropist and wife of successful lawyer Roy Black 

South Beach's most famous drag queen, Elaine Lancaster

Christina Rice, ex of retired Miami Heat baller Glen Rice

Art Gallery owner Adriana Sidi (pictured on the right)

To say I'm excited for the drama that will undoubtably occur is an understatement! Until then, I'm sure the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills, and DC will keep me occupied!

Poll: VOTE: Lindsay Lohan's Hottest Mug Shot

Poll: VOTE: Lindsay Lohan's Hottest Mug Shot

Free Lindsay!

It was only a matter of time..."Free Lindsay" gear is now available, please try and contain your excitement!

My personal favs are:

Customized Girl:

District Lines:

Can You Tell Me How to Get to Seasame Shore?

Katy Perry's cleavage may be too much for Seasame Street, but Jersey Shore transcends all age boundaries.

Don't Mess With the Lohan

If you thought a fourth trip to jail would finally crack LaLohan's spirits, you thought wrong.

After busting out of jail, Linds was quick to form a game plan.  Along with another round wearing a SCRAM bracelet, Lindsay plans to voluntarily check herself into rehab and plans to step up her efforts to avoid all places where alcohol and drugs are a focal point.  

As for her future with the movie "Inferno", the directors are supporting the actress 100%.  They are even attempting to move the majority of filming from Louisiana to Los Angeles to accommodate Linds.

"In understand people's exasperation," Wilder admitted, referring to the former Disney darling's string of questionable life choices over the last few years.  "I share it.  But there is a tremendous gift underneath all the obvious baggage."

I don't really know what to believe; we've seen Lindsay try and tackle sobriety head on and fail many times before.  But hey, theres a first time for everything!

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Lindsay Bails Out!

LaLohan high tailed it out of Lynwood Correction Facility after posting a $300,000 bail.

After Judge Schnegg reversed Judge Fox's prior ruling, holding Lindsay in custody without bail, the starlet paid her dues and donned a familiar new accessory: the SCRAM bracelet.

Lindsay has also been reported to have discussed her desire to return to rehab with friends and family, stating that rehab was the only solution to her addiction issues and that she didn't want to do it alone for fear of falling off the wagon yet again.

Oh Lindsay, when will you learn...

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Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...

Check out Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...ya that's right, 4th.

And just in case you were wondering, Lindsay's first meal back home at Lynwood will consist of a choice between beef and broccoli with rice or chicken gumbo, yum. 

BREAKING NEWS: LINDSAY IN CUSTODY

Lindsay Lohan has officially been taken into custody this morning after she was shockingly denied bail by Judge Eiden Fox.

Although LiLo's outfit suggest she seems to have it all together again, (she entered the court wearing a stunning pair of $1,195 Christian Louboutin platforms) she failed two drug tests, testing positive for cocaine and Adderall, landing her back in court this morning.  Her failure to stay clean could result in up to another 30 days of jail time, not to mention it could seriously complicate her plans to star in the new Linda Lovelace film "Inferno".

Judge Fox was especially harsh on LaLohan, denying her on-again-off-again lawyer Shawn Chapman Holly, the opportunity to make an argument before announcing his ruling.  Holly declared the Judge to be out of line, stating that she had no legal basis to deny her client bail.  Nevertheless, Lindsay was handcuffed and escorted out, landing herself once again in the back of a Sheriff's vehicle.

Check back here for up to date info on Lindsay's status!

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The Guidos Are Taking Over Your TV

DJ Pauly D, aka Paul DelVecchio, of Jersey Shore fame is officially getting his own MTV show!  Please  contain your overwhelming excitement.

The new (soon to be hit show of course) will follow MTV's favorite deejay as he tours the country, spinning his dope beats and working his magic with the ladies.  And don't worry Pauly D fans, you won't be kept waiting for too long, the show is scheduled to start shooting next month.  

So grab your DJ Pauly D costumes and get ready to Beat that Beat Up!

    

Oh Lindsay...

Well it's been a few weeks and our girl Lindsay has done it again. After spending 13 days in a Los Angeles County prison and a month in UCLA's rehab facility, La Lohan has yet to learn her lesson.

As part of her release, Lindsay was ordered to participate in psychotherapy, counseling, drug education, and a minimum of twice weekly drug tests. Unfortunately for La Lohan, she tested positive for cocaine earlier this week. Yes you heard me correctly: positive for cocaine. Now I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that counts as violating your parole. Lohan confirmed via twitter that she did in fact fail her drug test, stating:

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result."

Lindsay's misstep could mean up to 30 more days jail, not to mention revocation of her right to travel outside the state of California, which will definitely throw a wrench in her future acting plans.

When Bad Tans Happen to Good People

Donald Trump needs to stop spray tanning at some cheap place and start spray tanning at Hollywood Tans because we would NEVER let this atrocity happen!

Trashy Thursdays

Its Thursday and you know what that means?!

JERSEY SHORE.

To kick get everyone ready for the new episode, heres a little dose of nauseating reality.

That's right, The Situation is rolling deep in Bentley, but get this: even though he made more money last year than some top actors like Michael Cera and Scarlett Johanson, The Situation bought a USED Bentley.  

Seriously, Situation?!  

Typical, typical.  Be sure to tune into MTV tonight to get even more Jersey Shore ridiculous-ness!

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GTJ

Jimmy Fallon is busy prepping for one of his biggest gigs yet, The Primetime Emmy Awards, and he's devised a simple method to get him ready:

GTJ: Gym, Tan, Jokes

"[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off," the late night host joked Monday at the Going the Distance premiere in Hollywood.

"I've just been waking up every day, having breakfast by the pool. I try to get tan," he says about getting ready. "But I'm Irish so I burn bright red – lobster red. But then it becomes a nice cinnamon toast color."

If only he knew that all he needed was a membership at Hollywood Tans, no lobster red here!

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Beat that Beat up

Sneak Peak!

Time for a Jersey Shore Sneak Peak! 

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Is it Thursday yet?!

Of all Bret Michaels' many mistakes...

...his splotchy fake-bake was clearly the worst. 

Lets hope the Trump organization doesn't ask him to host again...I don't know if I can sit through any more. 

Slim Down Secrets of Billie Piper

 The sultry television vixen knows that there is no hiding her body flaws when it comes to her job on "The Secret Life of a Call Girl", which is why she goes the extra mile to be perfectly bronzed and brilliant 24/7. 

"I always get a spray-tan the night before because it makes me look slimmer!"

Miss Universe

The teeth are white, the tans are bronze, and the sequins are sparkling.  That's right ladies and gentlemen, its Miss Universe time!

I must admit, I'm a huge sucker for a good beauty pageant...maybe it's the ability to sit and judge people for hours, or maybe its the ridiculous costumes, something about it has me hooked!  Needless, to say, I'll be at home, watching Donald Trumps greatest creation ever: The Miss Universe Competition.  The pageant to end all pageants begins tonight at 9pm E.T. on NBC and is hosted by Poison front man Bret Michaels and NBC correspondent Natalie Morales.

In terms of my predictions on who will take home the coveted crown, I am somewhat conflicted.  While I love Miss Venezuela and Miss Russia.... 

I have a feeling that the woman with the biggest...assests...will take the prize a.k.a. Miss Ireland.

Who do you think will walk away with the title?!  Check out all the contestants here, and be sure to tune in tonight for all the pageant glitz!

check outside, pigs MUST be flying

The Situation Boasts a more lucrative year than top movie stars.  This is real.

This year, Jersey Shore's The Situation will make $5 million. He's pulling in $1 million in appearance fees, $60,000 an episode (after ratings-based bonuses), and getting paid for a workout video, book deal, and contracts with Reebok and Vitaminwater, just to name a few. The Hollywood Reporter points out that this means in 2010, The Situation made more than Don "$1 million" Cheadle, Scarlett "$250,000" Johansson, and Michael "$4 million" Cera, who all obviously need to up their catchphrase game immediately.
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Tan Celeb of the Week:

Congrats to Sofia Vergara, who has earned our Tan Celeb of the Week award for her stunning appearance at the Louis Vuitton Santa Monica Place opening. 

While the look is demure, she does an excellent job of showing off her glowing complexion, proving that a great tan is all you need to look sexy and elegant!

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Just when you think the Kardashians can't get any stupider, they release a book called "Konfidential".

Now I will spare them my rant about their ridiculous use of the letter "k"; its not appropriate to continuously stick it into places, plus no one really likes "k" that much. 

Regardless of their ignorance of spelling, do they actually think anyone will buy this crap?

Aside from the fact that in the right lighting, with the right styling, and of course a flawless tan, they are sometimes attractive...who seriously cares about this talentless trio anymore?  I know I certainly don't.  Not only that, what could there possibly be left to say about them that we don't know?!  Their lives are constantly being broadcast on E!, TMZ, and every other trashy venue out there.  Not to mention they have the most shallow, one dimmensional personalities out there, so its really not like it gets any deeper with this family.  So what on earth could this book have to say?  
 

From the looks of the tacky cover, I'd say they made it in about 3 hours with the help of MS Paint.  It's looking like its a hop, skip, and a jump away from being as good as Paris Hilton's latest "novel", and that's saying a lot.

So my message to you Kardashian Klan (ya I did it) is to stop, for your own good, just stop.  And reacquaint yourself with the English language, specifically the letter "c".  Thanks.

Tan Celeb of the Week:

Ashley Greene looked stunning Monday August 2nd at an Instyle cancer benefit in NYC.  She compliments her fantastic, glowing tan perfectly with this simple ensemble, owning the red carpet like a pro!

Reason number 8972349 you should be watching Jersey Shore:

Our favorite Jersey dude, The Situation attempts to order take-out, proving that even the simplest things can be made more difficult if you just give it a little effort.

Restaurant Dude: Your name?
The Situation: Situation.
Restaurant Dude: The name?
The Situation: Yeah, The Situation. Capital S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Restaurant Dude: Whatever, man. What’s the order?

JWoWW attempts to be a role model...

JWoWW has taken it upon herself to give us young, struggling women some well thought out advice...
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"Don’t sweat the small stuff, like boyfriend problems and all that crap...Be happy. Especially if you are in your twenties, like myself. Really appreciate going out with the girls having a good time. Appreciate going to the beach and doing small things like that because it doesn’t last forever. I want to leave you all with one more thing: Stick up for yourself! Don’t let anyone, guy or girl, put you down. Have respect for yourself, especially in high school. The best thing a girl could say is that they stuck up for themselves."

I don't know about you, but I think that anyone who spends their time thinking up words like "guido juicehead" should stop trying to sound semi-intelligent and just get back to acting a fool.

Face it JWoWW, you're only worthwhile when you're drunk and fist pumpin'.

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Tan Celeb of the Week:

Eva Mendes looked absolutely stunning at the New York premiere party for her new comedy "The Other Guys".  The glowing starlet was sporting a gorgeous water colored cocktail dress, complimented by blush suede Brian Atwood pumps that make her bronzed legs look endless! 

Need to lose 5lbs instantly? Not a problem.

If you're in desperate need of an immediate shape up, look no further than your nearest Hollywood Tans salon.  A tan is the easiest way to instantly look slimmer and more toned; its like getting a week's worth of tough work outs, in one quick session.  If you've ever wondered why tans are a must have red carpet accessory, its because the darkening affect accentuates every muscle, even ones you didn't even know you had! 

Check out how a great tan makes Cameron Diaz look even hotter!

Even Jen Aniston relies on a tan to give her red carpet confidence!

So next time you need to look long, lean, and glamorous like your favorite celebs, don't forget to tan!