Lindsay Bails Out!

LaLohan high tailed it out of Lynwood Correction Facility after posting a $300,000 bail.

After Judge Schnegg reversed Judge Fox's prior ruling, holding Lindsay in custody without bail, the starlet paid her dues and donned a familiar new accessory: the SCRAM bracelet.

Lindsay has also been reported to have discussed her desire to return to rehab with friends and family, stating that rehab was the only solution to her addiction issues and that she didn't want to do it alone for fear of falling off the wagon yet again.

Oh Lindsay, when will you learn...

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Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...

Check out Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...ya that's right, 4th.

And just in case you were wondering, Lindsay's first meal back home at Lynwood will consist of a choice between beef and broccoli with rice or chicken gumbo, yum. 

BREAKING NEWS: LINDSAY IN CUSTODY

Lindsay Lohan has officially been taken into custody this morning after she was shockingly denied bail by Judge Eiden Fox.

Although LiLo's outfit suggest she seems to have it all together again, (she entered the court wearing a stunning pair of $1,195 Christian Louboutin platforms) she failed two drug tests, testing positive for cocaine and Adderall, landing her back in court this morning.  Her failure to stay clean could result in up to another 30 days of jail time, not to mention it could seriously complicate her plans to star in the new Linda Lovelace film "Inferno".

Judge Fox was especially harsh on LaLohan, denying her on-again-off-again lawyer Shawn Chapman Holly, the opportunity to make an argument before announcing his ruling.  Holly declared the Judge to be out of line, stating that she had no legal basis to deny her client bail.  Nevertheless, Lindsay was handcuffed and escorted out, landing herself once again in the back of a Sheriff's vehicle.

Check back here for up to date info on Lindsay's status!

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The Guidos Are Taking Over Your TV

DJ Pauly D, aka Paul DelVecchio, of Jersey Shore fame is officially getting his own MTV show!  Please  contain your overwhelming excitement.

The new (soon to be hit show of course) will follow MTV's favorite deejay as he tours the country, spinning his dope beats and working his magic with the ladies.  And don't worry Pauly D fans, you won't be kept waiting for too long, the show is scheduled to start shooting next month.  

So grab your DJ Pauly D costumes and get ready to Beat that Beat Up!

    

Oh Lindsay...

Well it's been a few weeks and our girl Lindsay has done it again. After spending 13 days in a Los Angeles County prison and a month in UCLA's rehab facility, La Lohan has yet to learn her lesson.

As part of her release, Lindsay was ordered to participate in psychotherapy, counseling, drug education, and a minimum of twice weekly drug tests. Unfortunately for La Lohan, she tested positive for cocaine earlier this week. Yes you heard me correctly: positive for cocaine. Now I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that counts as violating your parole. Lohan confirmed via twitter that she did in fact fail her drug test, stating:

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result."

Lindsay's misstep could mean up to 30 more days jail, not to mention revocation of her right to travel outside the state of California, which will definitely throw a wrench in her future acting plans.

When Bad Tans Happen to Good People

Donald Trump needs to stop spray tanning at some cheap place and start spray tanning at Hollywood Tans because we would NEVER let this atrocity happen!

Trashy Thursdays

Its Thursday and you know what that means?!

JERSEY SHORE.

To kick get everyone ready for the new episode, heres a little dose of nauseating reality.

That's right, The Situation is rolling deep in Bentley, but get this: even though he made more money last year than some top actors like Michael Cera and Scarlett Johanson, The Situation bought a USED Bentley.  

Seriously, Situation?!  

Typical, typical.  Be sure to tune into MTV tonight to get even more Jersey Shore ridiculous-ness!

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