Danielle Staub gets "Social"

Danielle Staub may be off of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but don't think that is going to keep her  out of reality TV.  Miss Staub has officially signed to host a brand new reality show, titled "Social", for Wealth TV.

I'm sure you have a lot of questions....firstly what on earth is Wealth TV?  Wealth TV is a San Diego based network (from what I've learned, its available exclusively to HDTV subscribers) that has been up and running since 2004, yet has no successful or recognizable shows on their roster...maybe Danielle can change that.

"Social" is being described as a fresh and modern take on "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous" (hold up, is Danielle actually rich or famous?!) and is apparently "phenomenal" (I think the producer responsible for this quote may need to invest in a new dictionary).  The series will follow Staub as she visits various events and homes of wealthy individuals and friends.  The real twist is that she does all this while still remaining totally and clinically insane.

I honestly do not know how to feel about this...it could be so terrible that its actually semi-entertaining or it could be as big of a train-wreck as her first couple of boob jobs.  Only time will tell!        

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay

It's Official: Lindsay has officially entered a live-in rehab facility in Los Angeles County.  The 24 year old starlet checked into a So-Cal rehab facility late Monday evening and is expected to stay there until her October 22nd hearing, which will determine whether or not LaLohan has to return to jail.

With all this Lindsay talk, a very interesting article has surfaced, titled "If Lindsay Lohan is 'Pathetic', Then So Am I: What It Feels Like For a Drug Addict".  The article takes a very interesting look at Linds' struggle, noting that her behavior really isn't that out of character for a recovering drug addict and that the media's treatment of the situation is down right wrong.

"Does Lindsay really “want” to get better? I don’t know, nobody knows that but Lindsay, and certainly Perez Hilton doesn’t — although that doesn’t stop him from scrawling “LOST CAUSE” over a LiLo photograph.

We act like kicking a drug addiction is easy. It isn’t easy.

I know this, because I’ve been there."

I have to say, I somewhat agree with the article. While I definitely don't agree with celebrities getting any sort of special treatment when the screw up (as Miss Lohan clearly has), I think that the media's constant deprecation of this young woman is completely wrong. When some one is in such a trying time, the last thing they need is everyone in the world offering throwing negative, degrading comments their way.

So in honor of this article, I say we all should just leave Lindsay alone!

Real Housewives Are Taking Over

It all started in March 2006 when Bravo introduced the world to a group of over-botoxed-silicone-robots lovely ladies from Orange County. From that moment on, America has had a serious obsession with the "Real Housewives"...from Beverly Hills to New York these ladies have shopped and gossiped their way into our hearts.

And now we have a whole batch of superficial yet oh so fantastic ladies to obsess over. Get ready for "The Real Housewives of Miami"!

Sources have confirmed that filming has been completed and that the show is set to begin airing sometime between November and January, so mark those calendars!

Here's a little sneak peak of the newest Housewives...

Larsa Pippen, former model and wife of NBA star Scotty Pippen 

PR superstar Marysol Patton and Venue Magazine's Editor Alexia Echeverria

Lea Black, philanthropist and wife of successful lawyer Roy Black 

South Beach's most famous drag queen, Elaine Lancaster

Christina Rice, ex of retired Miami Heat baller Glen Rice

Art Gallery owner Adriana Sidi (pictured on the right)

To say I'm excited for the drama that will undoubtably occur is an understatement! Until then, I'm sure the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills, and DC will keep me occupied!

Poll: VOTE: Lindsay Lohan's Hottest Mug Shot

Poll: VOTE: Lindsay Lohan's Hottest Mug Shot

Free Lindsay!

It was only a matter of time..."Free Lindsay" gear is now available, please try and contain your excitement!

My personal favs are:

Customized Girl:

District Lines:

Can You Tell Me How to Get to Seasame Shore?

Katy Perry's cleavage may be too much for Seasame Street, but Jersey Shore transcends all age boundaries.

Don't Mess With the Lohan

If you thought a fourth trip to jail would finally crack LaLohan's spirits, you thought wrong.

After busting out of jail, Linds was quick to form a game plan.  Along with another round wearing a SCRAM bracelet, Lindsay plans to voluntarily check herself into rehab and plans to step up her efforts to avoid all places where alcohol and drugs are a focal point.  

As for her future with the movie "Inferno", the directors are supporting the actress 100%.  They are even attempting to move the majority of filming from Louisiana to Los Angeles to accommodate Linds.

"In understand people's exasperation," Wilder admitted, referring to the former Disney darling's string of questionable life choices over the last few years.  "I share it.  But there is a tremendous gift underneath all the obvious baggage."

I don't really know what to believe; we've seen Lindsay try and tackle sobriety head on and fail many times before.  But hey, theres a first time for everything!

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Lindsay Bails Out!

LaLohan high tailed it out of Lynwood Correction Facility after posting a $300,000 bail.

After Judge Schnegg reversed Judge Fox's prior ruling, holding Lindsay in custody without bail, the starlet paid her dues and donned a familiar new accessory: the SCRAM bracelet.

Lindsay has also been reported to have discussed her desire to return to rehab with friends and family, stating that rehab was the only solution to her addiction issues and that she didn't want to do it alone for fear of falling off the wagon yet again.

Oh Lindsay, when will you learn...

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Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...

Check out Lindsay's 4th Mug Shot...ya that's right, 4th.

And just in case you were wondering, Lindsay's first meal back home at Lynwood will consist of a choice between beef and broccoli with rice or chicken gumbo, yum. 

BREAKING NEWS: LINDSAY IN CUSTODY

Lindsay Lohan has officially been taken into custody this morning after she was shockingly denied bail by Judge Eiden Fox.

Although LiLo's outfit suggest she seems to have it all together again, (she entered the court wearing a stunning pair of $1,195 Christian Louboutin platforms) she failed two drug tests, testing positive for cocaine and Adderall, landing her back in court this morning.  Her failure to stay clean could result in up to another 30 days of jail time, not to mention it could seriously complicate her plans to star in the new Linda Lovelace film "Inferno".

Judge Fox was especially harsh on LaLohan, denying her on-again-off-again lawyer Shawn Chapman Holly, the opportunity to make an argument before announcing his ruling.  Holly declared the Judge to be out of line, stating that she had no legal basis to deny her client bail.  Nevertheless, Lindsay was handcuffed and escorted out, landing herself once again in the back of a Sheriff's vehicle.

Check back here for up to date info on Lindsay's status!

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The Guidos Are Taking Over Your TV

DJ Pauly D, aka Paul DelVecchio, of Jersey Shore fame is officially getting his own MTV show!  Please  contain your overwhelming excitement.

The new (soon to be hit show of course) will follow MTV's favorite deejay as he tours the country, spinning his dope beats and working his magic with the ladies.  And don't worry Pauly D fans, you won't be kept waiting for too long, the show is scheduled to start shooting next month.  

So grab your DJ Pauly D costumes and get ready to Beat that Beat Up!

    

Oh Lindsay...

Well it's been a few weeks and our girl Lindsay has done it again. After spending 13 days in a Los Angeles County prison and a month in UCLA's rehab facility, La Lohan has yet to learn her lesson.

As part of her release, Lindsay was ordered to participate in psychotherapy, counseling, drug education, and a minimum of twice weekly drug tests. Unfortunately for La Lohan, she tested positive for cocaine earlier this week. Yes you heard me correctly: positive for cocaine. Now I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that counts as violating your parole. Lohan confirmed via twitter that she did in fact fail her drug test, stating:

"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result."

Lindsay's misstep could mean up to 30 more days jail, not to mention revocation of her right to travel outside the state of California, which will definitely throw a wrench in her future acting plans.

When Bad Tans Happen to Good People

Donald Trump needs to stop spray tanning at some cheap place and start spray tanning at Hollywood Tans because we would NEVER let this atrocity happen!

Trashy Thursdays

Its Thursday and you know what that means?!

JERSEY SHORE.

To kick get everyone ready for the new episode, heres a little dose of nauseating reality.

That's right, The Situation is rolling deep in Bentley, but get this: even though he made more money last year than some top actors like Michael Cera and Scarlett Johanson, The Situation bought a USED Bentley.  

Seriously, Situation?!  

Typical, typical.  Be sure to tune into MTV tonight to get even more Jersey Shore ridiculous-ness!

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